ESPN’s broadcast trio of Jon Gruden, Ron Jaworski and Mike Tirico are known for their sensational rants and raves when it comes to quarterbacks, but this week will bring a new wrinkle: outlandish apparel.
“In case you don’t realize from all the ‘oohing’ and ‘ahhing’ we’ll be dishing out in regards to [Lions QB] Matthew Stafford, we’re adding these nifty ‘Droolin’ Over Stafford’ bibs,” said Jaworski. “They’re not just sensational! They’re functional too, since I really do drool over these guys.”
Gruden agreed, flashing an insane smile.
“This guy has got to be … the … best … quarterback … I’ve … ever … seen …” he said. “Now Jay Cutler on the other hand? What the hell is wrong with that guy??!?!!?”
The trio will also have “Cutler Rocks” hats ready on set in case the Bears QB performs reasonably well in the first half.
“These bibs are great for nachos,” added Tirico. “What do you guys think? Could a Cutler bib possibly protect against as much cheese as this Stafford bib? I don’t think so.”
