Miami Heat Scoring Leaders
1 – LeBron James 26.0 PPG
2 – Dwyane Wade 25.7 PPG
3 – Chris Bosh 18.5 PPG
4 – Halftime trick shot guy 10.2 PPG
5 – DNP – coach’s decision 0.0 PPG
All-Time Hairstyle Ratings Leaders
1 – Dr. J, Super ‘Fro, NY Nets 1.345
2 – Troy Polamalu, Angry Poodle, Pittsburgh Steelers 1.222
3 – John Daly, Hooter’s Blazing Mullet, PGA 1.118
4 – Pat Riley, Wall Street Casual, LA Lakers 1.002
5 – Jimmy Johnson, Petrified Forest, Dallas Cowboys .998
Toughness Index
1 – Ditka, Bears 666.0
2 – Duncan Keith, Hawks 435.0
3 – Kurt “Big Sexy” Thomas, Bulls 69.0
4 – Steak at Ditka’s restaurant 23.4
5 – Jay Cutler, Bears 0000.1
Mascot RPI
1 – Cincinnati Bearcat (University of Cincinnati) .867
2 – Stanford Tree (Stanford University) .801
3 – Really stoned fat guy (University of Phoenix Online) .788
4 – Blue Demon that’s really a demon (DePaul) .767
5 – Banana Slugs (U.C. Santa Cruz) .755
By Patrick Olson
