How the judges scored that last dunk
1 – Dr. J 8
2 – Romanian judge 5.61
3 – Judge Mathis 9
4 – Mike Judge 10
5 – Simon Cowell 1.4
Nerdiest conventions (as voted by readers of ConventionIllustrated.com)
1 – Star Trek 49%
2 – Cubs 21%
3 – Democratic 11%
4 – MLB GM conventions where GMs decide to sign big, slow, strikeout-prone, over-rated and over-priced first basemen 9%
5 – Pornography and Hardware (tie) 5%
Most frequently visited Cubs Convention booths
1 – Pick the Cubs’ manager out of a line-up booth 1,890 visits
2 – Learn origami from Kosuke Fukudome booth 1,700 visits
3 – Kerry Wood answers your questions regarding surgeries and health care 1,344 visits
4 – Audition for Ron Santo’s job booth 1,288 visits
5 – Marlon Byrd in a bikini reading Shakespeare booth 988 visits
Brett Favre by the numbers
1 – Interceptions 336
2 – Texts of his junk to the ladies 238
3 – Pairs of Wrangler jeans 222
4 – Retirements 140
5 – Gatorade showers taken with John Madden 99
Top selling items on NFL.com January
1 – Rex Ryan’s wife blow-up dolls 9,234
2 – Lock of Tom Brady’s hair 8,200
3 – Dick Butkus soup (with chunks of football and snot) 3,456
4 – Fake Vince Lombardi novelty teeth 2,444
5 – Autographed player failed urine samples 1,009
By Patrick Olson
