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Dream Team pledges to win gold if they feel like it
Tuesday, Aug. 12, 2008
Men's basketball team struggles for motivation, even in Olympics
In 2004, the USA Olympic Men's Basketball Dream Team barely beat Lithuania for a bronze medal in an effort that resembled a moody junior high squad on horse tranquilizers. This time around, Team USA has pledged to win gold, so long as they feel like it.

Olympic athletes prepare for 15 days of fame, lifetime of anonymity
Friday, Aug. 8, 2008
With the 2008 Summer Olympics underway, the competing international athletes are bracing themselves for 15 days of fame.

The Heckler's August '08 Issue is out
Friday, Aug. 8, 2008
Among the headlines: Scalpers yet to feel impact of recession, Ramirez gets portrait painted while watching HR
The August 2008 edition of The Heckler is out on the streets and is guaranteed to make you laugh or your money back. Pick up your free copy in Chicago today, or subscribe and get it delivered to your home, office, email address or prison cell.

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