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Missed The Heckler Half Hour Comedy Spectacular a couple weeks ago? Check it out here
Friday, July 30, 2010
Guaranteed to be the best half hour of the next 60 minutes of your life
In case you missed The Heckler's cable access show a couple weeks back because you had something better to do at 10 on a Sunday night, here it is for you to watch at your leisure.
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Jordan criticizes LeBron, places $1 million bet on Heat to win title
Monday, July 19, 2010
Ever the shrewd businessman and gambling addict, Michael Jordan put $1 million on the Heat to win the 2010-2011 NBA title on the same weekend he criticized LeBron James for joining the team.
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David Stern emerges from month-long vacation to speak out against LeBron debacle
Tuesday, July 13, 2010
NBA commish looking tan and well-rested after choatic month in league
NBA Commissioner David Stern returned yesterday from his month-long vacation to speak out against the LeBron James "Decision" debacle and fine Cavaliers owner Dan Gilbert $100,000 for the emotionally charged, comic sans letter to fans he posted just hours after James spurned his team for Miami.
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July '10 issue is out: Big Z returns, Cubs get Hall of Fame, Hawks make another big trade
Monday, July 12, 2010
Another month of unbelievable sports news
With so much going on in Chicago's topsy-turvy sports world, The Heckler's July issue is here to help you make sense of it all.
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Chicago regrets trading Benny the Bull to free up cap space for LeBron
Friday, July 9, 2010
Still believes ditching Hinrich was the right move
As the Bulls off-loaded salaries to free up cap space in anticipation of a big free-agent signing, they got especially aggressive and made several big trades.
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Carmelo Watch: Bulls now set sights on botching a big free agent signing in 2011
Thursday, July 8, 2010
Forman: 'A lot of options out there'
After coming so close to signing superstar free agent LeBron James, only to see him head to the Miami Heat, Bulls GM Gar Forman is already looking forward to screwing up the free agent class of 2011.
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Sources: LeBron ESPN special pits Reinsdorf vs. Jay-Z in epic rap fest
Thursday, July 8, 2010
Cavs will still probably re-sign him anyway
In an interesting twist to the 2010 basketball free agency season, Bulls owner Jerry Reinsdorf tonight will face Jay-Z on ESPN tonight in a rap battle to determine where the reigning NBA MVP will play in the future.
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Free agents getting scared away by Gar Forman's forehead
Wednesday, July 7, 2010
Bulls' fans worst fears may be realized this week as it appears the team will come up empty in their pursuit of any big name free agents. Lacking a “closer” within the organization to reel in the big fish, many are starting to point the finger at GM Gar Forman as the main reason why free agents are turning their backs to Chicago.
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LeBron calls hour-long press conference to announce he's not signing with Timberwolves
Wednesday, July 7, 2010
James to hold press conference for each team he's not joining
NBA superstar and prized free agent LeBron James announced Tuesday that he'll be hosting a nationally televised one-hour press conference Thursday in which he plans to announce he will not be signing with the Minnesota Timberwolves.
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Bulls fan doubts he can get behind a team without Deng and Hinrich
Tuesday, July 6, 2010
Just a week after Kirk Hinrich was traded to Washington, the Bulls are talking with Portland about a Luol Deng deal and at least one fan is deflated.
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LeBron Watch: Blogger's ability to Photoshop James in Bulls jersey confirms he could sign with Chicago
Friday, July 2, 2010
Photo ranks as blogger's second-most popular posting of all time
The NBA's free agency extravaganza is just now officially in session, but rampant, uninformed speculation has been going on for months.
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LeBron Watch: Bulls step up recruiting efforts by unveiling statue of James dunking over Jordan statue
Thursday, July 1, 2010
Paxson: 'We think he'll love walking by the statue of him dunking over Jordan however'
As the NBA free agency season begins and speculation about LeBron James' destination has reached a fevered pitch. Many believe the Bulls' chances are limited by Michael Jordan's legacy, but the team made a major statement by erecting a statue of James dunking over the famous Jordan statue outside the United Center.
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LeBron Watch: Free agent sweepstakes to be decided by Willy Wonka Golden Ticket
Wednesday, June 30, 2010
Riots break out around the country as promotion stirs a frenzy
Looking to even the playing field and avoid any possible collusion scenarios, the NBA will officially award LeBron James to the team that finds a magic ticket in a candy bar. Commissioner David Stern personally placed a golden ticket inside of a Willy Wonka chocolate bar and wished good luck to fans in all NBA cities.
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LeBron Watch: Superstar free agent quits basketball to play for Indians' Double-A team
Tuesday, June 29, 2010
Star follows in Jordan's footsteps
The NBA's free agency roller coaster took another surprising turn today when LeBron James retired from basketball to play minor league baseball instead.
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LeBron Watch: Good news for Chicagoans? James spotted eating hot dog with no ketchup
Monday, June 28, 2010
Blogger claims that confirms he's coming to Chicago
The NBA free agent signing period is nearing and Chicagoans are deep in LeBron James fever.
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Radio Brief: Bandwagon jumpers promise to remain Hawks fans, unless Bulls sign LeBron
Wednesday, Jun. 16, 2010
People throughout the Chicagoland area say they'll stick with their new love, unless LeBron comes to the Bulls and makes basketball interesting again.
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June '10 Issue is out: Hawks are champs; Crosstown winner to be awarded 5th in AL West
Friday, June 11, 2010
All the unbelievable Chicago sports news you can handle
With so much going on in Chicago's topsy-turvy sports world, The Heckler's June issue is here to help you make sense of it all.

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Hawks win first of 6 Stanley Cups over the next 8 years says fan who grew up watching Jordan's Bulls
Thursday, June 11, 2010
'Can't be that hard' says fan who grew up watching Jordan and the Bulls
The Blackhawks won their first Stanley Cup in nearly half a century with a thrilling OT win over the Flyers Wednesday night. Some die-hard fans are already calling it the first of multiple championships to come and comparing them to the Bulls of the '90s.

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Bulls offer jobs to members of LeBron's entourage
Wednesday, May 26, 2010
Other teams make compelling offers to James' cronies
The rumors swirling around LeBron James' possible future as a Bull were stoked yesterday when the team reportedly offered four members of James' entourage "honorary positions" with the franchise.
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Radio Brief: Bulls begin wooing of LeBron by offering jobs to members of his entourage
Tuesday, May 25, 2010
The Bulls are hoping they can make the decision to sign with them easier for the league MVP by putting his lackeys on their payroll.
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Paxson to Stern: Can we get that No. 1 pick again?
Wednesday, May 19, 2010
Bulls exec's pleading phone with NBA commish unearthed
In a shocking development leading up to yesterday's NBA lottery, Bulls VP of Basketball Operations John Paxson apparently tried to tamper with the draft order to get the top pick.
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LeBron sends strong signal by wearing Knicks uniform against Celts
Friday, May 13, 2010
Star still refuses to comment on free agency status
LeBron James may have tipped his hand in the looming free agency frenzy by wearing a Knicks uniform for most of the fourth quarter during the Cavs' elimination by the Celtics Thursday night.

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May '10 issue is out: Ricketts has first true 'Cubs fan' experience; Cubs use Groupon to unload Zambrano contract; and more
Monday, May 10, 2010
Crosstown Cup finally gives Cubs an opportunity to win a trophy; Kasper loses his cool on-air
The Heckler's May issue has hit the streets and like every issue, this one's packed with unbelievable sports news.
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Weird-looking guy no one's heard of set to announce Del Negro termination
Tuesday, May 4, 2010
Apparently Forman is Bulls general manager
The termination of Bulls head coach Vinny Del Negro will be announced later today by a strange-looking executive of whom no one has heard. The executive who goes by the name "Gar" apparently has "very important" responsibilities that no one can name.

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Del Negro quits just to spite Paxson; Bulls considering hiring guy who's turned around Bucks
Thursday, April 29, 2010
Chicago coach beats team to the punch
The long-awaited end of Vinny Del Negro's tenure with the Bulls came Thursday, but not the way anyone expected.
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Check out The Heckler on Chicago Public Radio's vocalo.org Wednesday at noon
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
Even people who aren't 'experts' can participate
Live chat about Chicago sports to be archived forever and forever after it ends at 1.

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LeBron gets octupal double in win over Bulls
Monday, April 26, 2010
Noah already making plans for weekday trip to Cleveland
Cavs star LeBron James got a rare octupal double in Sunday's 121-98 rout of the Bulls to all but seal the playoff series for Cleveland. He scored 37 points, grabbed 11 rebounds, dished out 11 assists, swiped 12 steals, leaped for 10 blocks, pounded out 25 fist bumps, ate 13 Chicago hot dogs and banged 11 Luvabulls cheerleaders at halftime.
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Bulls grab win over Cavs after James skips game to go sightseeing
Friday, April 23, 2010
Cleveland superstar takes advantage of Chicago's scene
The Bulls took advantage of a big break Thursday night, winning Game 3 of their playoff series, 108-106, as Cavs superstar LeBron James missed the game to get in some much-needed Chicago sightseeing.

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Joakim Noah unknowingly changes LeBron's plan to stay in Cleveland
Monday, April 19, 2010
'You know, he's got a point' says James after Bulls center said Cleveland sucks
With his comments about Cleveland, Joakim Noah unwittingly altered the free agent class of this summer. Upon hearing Noah say his team's town "sucks" and there's nothing to do there, LeBron James had second thoughts about his decision to sign with the "The Clev" in the offseason.

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Del Negro, Paxson to celebrate playoff berth with bare-knuckle brawl
Thursday, April 15, 2010
Turns out players get fired up by front office fisticuffs
The Bulls qualified for the playoffs with a big win over Charlotte Wednesday night, just a day after it was revealed that head coach Vinny Del Negro and John Paxson got in a shoving match late last month during an argument over Joakim Noah's playing time.
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April '10 issue is out: Unknown relievers get nametags, Soto donates weight to Cubs Care and much more
Monday, April 12, 2010
Check out pics from Next Year Day
The Heckler's April issue has hit the streets just in time for the Cubs home opener.
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102nd Annual Next Year Day: Party with The Heckler, Rick Telander and many more at Harry Caray's Sat, April 10
Wednesday, April 7, 2010
This one promises to be the best one yet
Join The Heckler and Rick Telander this Saturday, April 10, at Harry Caray's Tavern Wrigleyville for the 102nd Annual Next Year Day to celebrate the joy, frustration and eternal optimism that is ... Next Year! This one promises to be the best ever (yes, even better than 1946, 1970, 1985, 1990, 1999, 2004 and 2008 combined).
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Comcast SportsNet launches new show: Chicago Sports Team PR Hour
Thursday, April 1, 2010
Network will will finally give local clubs a voice on the network they partially own
Comcast SportsNet will debut its newest show, Chicago Sports Team PR Hour, next week. According to program director Ed Malone, the new offering will serve as an alternate viewpoint on the state of sports in the city.
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Bulls advance to Sweet Sixteen
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
Big win over Kansas sets team's sights on Final Four
With a huge upset of top-seeded Kansas over the weekend, the Bulls advanced to the Sweet Sixteen of the NCAA basketball tournament. Jubilant players hugged each other and celebrated the unlikely win over No. 1 Kansas.
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March 10 issue is out: Cubs beer bong; Bloggers brawl; and much more
Thursday, March 11, 2010
Among the headlines: Sox consider English broadcasts; Comcast launches new show
The Heckler's March issue has hit the streets just in time for Spring Training's sweet spot.
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Radio Brief: Only Bulls fan who still cares about this season upset over losing streak
Friday, Mar. 5, 2010
Every other fan has moved on, looking forward to free agent signings.
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Noah still giggles every time someone says 'plantar fasciitis'
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
'I love that word. Say it again!'
His foot injury is serious enough to keep Joakim Noah on the bench for long stretches during recent games. But the Bulls center still finds his case of plantar fasciitis a laughing matter, giggling like a schoolgirl anytime anyone mentions the ailment.
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Derrick Rose to go 1-on-5 against T'Wolves tonight
Friday, Feb. 19, 2010
Citing trades and injuries, Bulls trim active roster in Minnesota
After a pair of big trades and some lingering injury issues, the Bulls roster is extremely depleted heading into tonight's game in Minnesota. As a result, head coach Vinny Del Negro announced Derrick Rose will play one-on-five against the Timberwolves.
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Feb. 10 Issue is out: First '10 Cubby Occurrence as Marlon Byrd eaten by huge Mesa Gila monster
Friday, Feb. 12, 2010
Among the headlines: Ricketts to compete for Gold in men's Winter Olympic figure skating; Steroid use up 50% among idiot Cardinals fans; and much, much more
The Heckler's February issue has hit the streets to help ease your winter blues. We think it's our best ever, but we also thought signing Milton Bradley was a good move by Jim Hendry. Sometimes we're wrong.
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Six-year-old TV network to host its 22nd annual sports awards Thursday
Wednesday, Feb. 10, 2010
Comcast continues history of not making sense
Comcast SportsNet was founded in 2004, yet is hosting its 22nd Annual Comcast SportsNet Sports Awards dinner Thursday night at the Hilton Chicago. Some think it makes no sense that a six-year-old TV network could be hosting its 22nd annual award show, but Comcast SportsNet Chicago President Jim Corno doesn't care.
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Rose All-Star nod gives Bulls first thing to brag about since winning 6 championships more than a decade ago
Friday, Jan. 29, 2010
Team happy guard avoided sophomore slump
When Bulls guard Derrick Rose was named a backup All-Star Thursday, it marked Chicago's first All-Star rep since Michael Jordan in 1998. It also gives the Bulls their first bragging since the same year when their string of six World Championships came to an end.
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Jan. 10 Issue is out: Cubs Convention time!
Friday, Jan. 15, 2010
Among the headlines: Cubs add ice rink to Hilton; Kitty O'Sheas unveils $24 'Convention fries'; and much more
Great news: The Heckler's January issue has hit the streets just in time for the Cubs Convention. Once again, The Heckler will have a booth at the Hilton (No. 58 in the NW Hall.) We'll also be Tweeting like crazy, because that's what everyone else is doing.
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Radio Brief: Bulls considering Lovie to replace equally inept Del Negro
Wednesday, Dec. 30, 2009
Looking once again for incompetence in their coaching search, the Bulls might hire Lovie Smith if he becomes available.
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Del Negro refuses to answer phone on Christmas Eve
Wednesday, Dec. 23, 2009
Fears Skiles-esque firing
During a postgame press conference after the Bulls blew a 35-point lead against the Kings this week, a reporter asked head coach Vinny Del Negro what his plans will be for the Christmas holiday. A visibly shaken Del Negro shrugged.
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Late game: Bulls finish too early for deadline, but they surely couldn't have blown a 30-point lead
Tuesday, Dec. 22, 2009
'This was a really great win for our team' Del Negro probably said
Monday night's Bulls-Kings game finished past The Heckler's deadline, but we're almost positive the Bulls pulled this one out. As of press time, the Bulls held a nearly insurmountable 23-point lead in the fourth quarter. Simply put, there's just no way they could have blown this one.
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Dec. 09 issue is out: NFL Today adds 10th host; Bears demoted to CFL; Hawks sign entire team for life
Tuesday, Dec. 22, 2009
Chicago sports news you won't find anywhere else
Great news: The Heckler's December issue has hit the streets. In addition to our award-winning unbelievable Chicago sports coverage, this month The Heckler names its first-ever Sportsman of the Year. Here's a hint: His nickname should be "Pick Six."
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Down and out Jordan redeems steak coupon after suing Dominick's for using his picture on it
Tuesday, Dec. 22, 2009
Also bets 100k in Vegas that he'll win case
News broke this week that Michael Jordan is suing grocery chains Jewel and Dominick's for using his likeness without his consent in ads congratulating him for his Hall of Fame induction this summer. The Dominick's ad in question included a coupon for steak, which the former superstar promptly redeemed to save a few bucks.
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Bulls reach new level of suckiness with 35-point loss to Hawks
Thursday, Dec. 10, 2009
Del Negro unsure how far low team can push itself
Give the Bulls credit for one thing: They're never satisfied.

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Radio Brief: Circus run at UC extended with Bulls playing role of clowns
Wednesday, Dec. 9, 2009
While Ringling Bros. has left the United Center, the circus lives on with the Bulls playing like a bunch of clowns.
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Bulls put up valiant effort, fall short against worst team in the history of basketball
Wednesday, Dec. 9, 2009
Bulls take over title as worst team in league
The Bulls fought and clawed their way back from a double-digit deficit, but fell just short Tuesday in a 103-101 to the New Jersey Nets, also known as the worst team in the history of of the NBA.
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Gordon can't wait to show former teammates all the new 'defense' he's learned
Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009
'It's really cool, and real easy to do'
When the Pistons come to the United Center for tonight's game, former Bulls guard Ben Gordon is excited to show his former team all the cool new skills he's learned--namely, how to play defense.

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Noah 'out-uglies' Gasol in Bulls blowout loss to Lakers
Friday, November 20, 2009
'I knew I was gonna have to be my ugliest tonight'
The Bulls may have lost by 15 to the Lakers on Thursday, but Joakim Noah got the best of L.A.'s Pau Gasol in a battle of the two ugliest centers in the game.

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Nov. 09 issue is out: Cubs sign Kenny Powers; Bears lineman struggle, and much more
Monday, Nov. 16, 2009
Chicago sports news you won't find anywhere else
Great news: The Heckler's November issue has hit the streets. As usual, it's packed full of unbelievable sports news.
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Donaghy escapes from prison, waives off buzzer-beating shot
Wednesday, Nov. 11, 2009
Disgraced former ref took Nuggets and the under
Convicted felon/former NBA referee Tim Donaghy escaped from prison on Tuesday and arrived at the United Center just in time to waive off an apparent buzzer-beating basket by Brad Miller, as the Bulls fell to the Denver Nuggets, 90-89.
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Reinsdorf doesn't understand how Ricketts can love the team he now owns
Wednesday, Nov. 4, 2009
Bulls, Sox owner claims to hate his teams and their fans
Cubs owner Tom Ricketts is a longtime fan of his new ballclub, a fact that doesn't sit well with crosstown front office man Jerry Reinsdorf.
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Radio Brief: Reinsdorf doesn't understand how Ricketts can love the team he owns
Tuesday, Nov. 3, 2009
The White Sox owner feels animosity towards team and its fans is the right way to go.
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Del Negro scores 33 for Bulls in win over Senior League's Spurs in opener
Friday, Oct. 30, 2009
Injured Rose also plays while hopping on one foot
Bulls coach Vinny Del Negro scored 33 points and added 12 assists to lead an 85-79 win over the Spurs of the National Basketball Senior League in the team's season opener on Thursday.
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Bulls fan still doesn't know who team drafted
Thursday, Oct. 29, 2009
Longtime Bulls fan Joe Chomisecki admitted he couldn’t actually name either of the team's selections from June's NBA draft, despite his claims to the contrary.
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Local teen reclaims stolen possessions from 'Monsters in the Morning' set
Tuesday, Oct. 27, 2009
North claims to have bought everything off eBay for less than $100
Jimmy Kain of Lombard was relieved to learn that the contents of his bedroom--stolen two weeks ago in a home burglary--had been located safe and sound on the set of Comcast SportsNet's "Monsters in the Morning" TV show hosted by Mike North.
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Pistons find out Gordon is only 5-foot-2
Wednesday, Oct. 21, 2009
Former Bull measures 5-foot-4 in boots
After a recent workout, the Pistons came to the shocking revelation that free agent signee Ben Gordon is really only 5-foot-2. The Pistons found out after measuring the former Bulls guard, who they signed to a five-year, $55 million deal this summer.

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Oct 09 issue is out: New Soldier Field Carpet; Gregg's tasty new gig; Impact of Urlacher's injury on the population; and much more
Friday, Oct. 16, 2009
Chicago sports news you won't find anywhere else
Great news: The Heckler's October issue has hit the streets. As usual, it's packed full of unbelievable sports news.
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Derrick Rose hopes to squeeze one more scandal in before season
Tuesday, Sept. 22, 2009
'I just want people to think I'm a badass'
After a summer featuring a pair of scandals, soft-spoken Bulls phenom Derrick Rose is hoping to fit in one more major scandal before he begins his sophomore season. Rose has already has been in the media spotlight for an SAT test cheating scandal, as well as a surfaced photo where the Bulls guard was seen flashing a gang sign. Unsure how to top himself, Rose was seen booking trips to Las Vegas and Brazil.
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Watch Now: The Heckler's Sept. 2009 Unbelievable Video Update
Friday, Sept. 18, 2009
Everything you'd have read in the Sept. issue if you weren't so damn lazy
A look in video at the latest happenings in sports, including news on Jim Hendry and Carlos Zambrano, John Madden's retirement plans being ruined by Brett Favre, and the Bears being a little too eager to honor Jay Cutler.
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Sept 09 issue is out: Hendry's job hunt, Big Z's really big gig, Favre's un-retirement and much more
Friday, Sept. 11, 2009
Chicago sports news you won't find anywhere else
Great news: The Heckler's September issue has hit the streets. As usual, it's packed full of unbelievable sports news.
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Aug 09 issue: Soto stuck in MRI machine; Fan with iPhone misses game; Cutler shows up in beer helmet; and much more
Tuesday, Aug. 11, 2009
Cubs, Sox and Bears news you won't find anywhere else
Great news: The Heckler's August issue has hit the streets. As usual, it's packed full of unbelievable sports news.
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July 09 issue is out: Busch Stadium gets indoor plumbing; Ozzie adopts Wrigley rat; and much more
Thursday, July 09, 2009
Plenty of Cardinals, All-Star Game and Cubs news this month
Great news: The Heckler's July issue has hit the streets. As usual, it's packed full of unbelievable sports news.
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Ben Gordon sentenced to 5 years in Detroit
Thursday, July 2, 2009
Bulls lose free agent shooting guard to Pistons
Ben Gordon was dealt a major blow Wednesday night when the free agent shooting guard was sentenced to a legally binding five-year stint in Detroit.
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Don't miss National 40oz Week at The Fifty/50 now until July 5
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Great times and discounts on America's Most Patriotic Beverage
The good folks at The Fifty/50 (2047 W. Division) are holding National 40oz Week now until July 5, co-sponsored by The Heckler. Take part in great events like Trivia Night, Old School Hip Hop Night, baseball promos and Hangover Day while enjoying discounts on the best 40oz goodness around.
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The Heckler celebrates 1,000 Facebook friends
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
For some reason, we signed up for an account and now people like it
A while back, we at The Heckler started a Facebook account and Monday it gained its 1,000th fan. To celebrate this momentous occasion, we're offering current Facebook fans a deal they can't refuse: a chance to save 1,000 pennies on your next order from TheHeckler.com. That's $10 for all you non-math majors out there.

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Bulls top Cavs' Shaq trade by signing George Mikan
Thursday, June 25, 2009
Mikan -- though deceased -- arguably is more mobile than O'Neal
The Bulls tried to steal some headlines from the Cavaliers after their trade for Shaquille O'Neal today by announcing they had signed legendary deceased big man George Mikan.
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Derrick Rose admits O.J. Mayo played for him last season
Monday, June 15, 2009
Troubled Bulls guard admits he doesn't even play basketball
In the wake of a flurry of scandal, including questions about his high school grades and whether someone else took his SAT, Bulls point guard Derrick Rose stunned Chicago sports fans by admitting he does not even play basketball.
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June 09 issue is out: Bradley's mouth zippered shut; Ozzie holds insult seminar to prep for Wrigley; and much more
Thursday, June 11, 2009
Also follow The Heckler on Twitter and Facebook
Great news: The Heckler's June issue has hit the streets. As usual, it's packed full of unbelievable Chicago sports news. Also this month, The Heckler is co-sponsoring a pair of great events this month: unbeatable rooftop deals for Cubs-Twins and Cubs-Indians and National 40 oz. Week at The Fifty/50. Spread the word!
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Joakim Noah finds suitable way to cope with playoff elimination
Thursday, May 14, 2009
Big man frolicks on Carribbean beach with beautiful naked woman
It's been nearly two weeks since the Bulls were eliminated from the playoffs, but big man Joakim Noah has found a way to cope with the pain. After losing a highly contested series against the Celtics, the center/forward was seen frolicking on a Caribbean beach with a beautiful naked woman.
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May 09 issue is out: Lou gets moving walkway to speed up mound trips; Contreras recalls days with Ty Cobb; ESPN: Cornhole launches
Friday, May 8, 2009
Also introducing The Heckler Fan Pass
Great news: The Heckler's May issue has hit the streets. As usual, it's packed full of unbelievable Chicago sports news.
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Screamin' Johnny Blaze labels Thursday's Bulls game the greatest NBA game ever
Friday, May 1, 2009
Screamin' Johnny Blaze was at Game 6 at the United Center and ranks it among his top five days of all time.
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Rondo signs contract with Packers
Friday, May 1, 2009
Celtics guard finds a way to be even more hated by Chicago fans
After Thursday night's triple overtime loss to the Bulls, reviled Celtics point guard Rajon Rondo announced he had signed a contract with the Green Bay Packers.
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The Heckler Pledge: No more Joakim Noah jokes for at least a month
Friday, May 1, 2009
Tough to make fun of the guy after a game like that
Editors at The Heckler late Thursday night made a pledge: No more Joakim Noah jokes for at least a month after he came through with a career game in a stirring three-overtime playoff win against Boston.
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Bulls fan leaves game after Celtics take late 8-point lead
Friday, May 01, 2009
'What was the final score, anyway?' asks Downers Grove man who wanted to beat traffic
Downers Grove resident Keith Oglewicz was pumped to get a ticket to Thursday's Game 6 of the Bulls' playoff series against Boston. But the disgruntled Bulls fan left in disgust after the Bulls blew a 12-point lead in the fourth quarter and trailed the Celtics, 99-91.

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Derrick Rose wins ROY over O.J. Mayo, a bunch of guys you've never heard of
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Bulls guard Derrick Rose won the Rookie of the Year award on Wednesday, beating out Memphis guard O.J. Mayo and four guys nobody's ever heard of.
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Del Negro defends use of hairstyle after Game 2 loss
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
A day after losing Game 2 to the Boston Celtics in their first-round playoff series, Bulls coach faced tough criticism from the media, but vehemently defended his use of hair style during the game.
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Bulls bench-warmer admits to pulling a 'Gillooly' on KG
Friday, April 17, 2009
Linton Johnson: 'I got him real good'
The Heckler has found out the cause behind Celtics star Kevin Garnett's missing Boston's upcoming playoff series with the Bulls, and possibly the entire postseason: A Gillooly job from Bulls bench-warmer Linton Johnson.

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ESPN pretends to care about Chicago long enough to launch new local Web site
Monday, April 13, 2009
Berman butchering names of Hawks players highlights new site
Long accused of an East Coast bias, ESPN unveiled a new Web site focusing on Chicago sports today. Featuring a slick design, the site debuted with little substance. Most content was just repurposed from its national brands.
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April 09 issue is out: Cubs to wear Snuggies; Santo gets mohawk; Reed is scrappy
Friday, April 10, 2009
Be sure to sign up for The Heckler's Miller Park trip May 9
Great news: The Heckler's April issue has hit the streets. As usual, it's packed full of unbelievable Chicago sports news.
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Bandwagon fans overstimulated for two hours Tuesday night
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
New hope for Blackhawks, a fresh season for the Cubs and, well, the Bulls all keep fans entertained without threat of commercial interruption
Wins from the Blackhawks and Bulls plus a Cubs extra-inning loss equal one sore remote finger for the bandwagon fan.
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Luvabull unveils new tramp stamp
Saturday, March 28, 2009
Dancer claims lower back tattoo captures her essence
While the new-look Bulls battle it out for a playoff spot, the Luvabulls have a new look of their own after veteran dancer Feather Daniels showed up to a recent practice with a brand-new tramp stamp tattoo on her lower back.
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March 09 issue is out: Zambrano Twitters between pitches; Soto's brow wax; Konerko replaced
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Be sure to attend Next Year Day April 3 at Harry Caray's Wrigleyville
Great news: The Heckler's March issue has hit the streets. As usual, it's packed full of unbelievable Chicago sports news.
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Confusion abounds as Bulls and Celtics both wear St. Patty's green
Game recap from Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Chicago somehow holds on for big 127-121 win over Boston
The Bulls honored the St. Patty's tradition of sporting green uniforms Tuesday night. Unfortunately so did the Celtics and all hell broke loose. Neither team knew which players to guard or pass to, but Chicago somehow held on for a six-point win.
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Second time's a charm: Bulls get Tim Thomas from Knicks
Thursday, Feb. 19, 2009
Whiney big man promises to actually try this time
Tim Thomas lasted only three games with the Bulls in 2006 before he whined himself out of town. Now he's back and promising the second time will be a charm.

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Radio Brief: Paxson considering stepping down to spend more time with players he loves
Friday, Feb. 13, 2009
The Bulls GM is tired of being stuck in his office, away from the people he loves, Bulls players.
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The Feb. 09 Issue is out: New Cubs owner actually a Cards fan, Obama becomes first Sox fan to wear suit to work
Friday, Feb. 13, 2009
Time is running out to book your Spring Training Trip with The Heckler
Great news: The Heckler's February issue has hit the streets. As usual, it's packed full of unbelievable Chicago sports news.
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Pistons honor 'Red' Kerr by giving away game to Bulls
Game recap from Tuesday, Feb. 11, 2009
'I loved that cat on 'Sanford & Son' says Rasheed Wallace
The Bulls honored longtime player, coach and announcer Johnny "Red" Kerr on Tuesday night by giving him a halftime ceremony and dedicating the United Center court to him. The Pistons honored him by blowing a 14-point lead in the fourth quarter, and giving the game away in an eventual 107-102 Bulls win.

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On Deck Radio Report: Bulls will figure out a way to spend even less on their head coach and other predictions
Monday, Jan. 26, 2009
This week's predictions: John Paxson will save Reinsdorf some money by doing a two for one, the Cubs new owner will shoot down a rumor, and Kurt Warner will receive a devine message.
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Bulls manage to lose to a team with less heart than they have
Game recap from Monday, Jan. 29, 2009
Lackluster Bulls drop Monday matinee in New York
The Bulls managed another milestone on Monday in an already remarkable season of lackluster play and mailing it in. They managed to lose to the Knicks, a team with even less heart than they have, 102-98.

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Radio Brief: Forgotten Bulls forced to play on ice at the UC
Friday, Jan. 16, 2009
The United Center's basketball tenants have become second-class citizens in their own home.
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The Jan. 09 issue is out: Blago appoints Woo-Woo & Kasper gets hammered at Convention
Friday, January 16, 2009
Also check out The Heckler's booth at the Cubs Convention
Just in time for the 2009 Cubs Convention, The Heckler's January issue has hit the streets.
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Hinrich returns from injured list able to touch the rim
Tuesday, Jan. 13, 2009
First time hops-challenged guard draws rim in his life
Bulls guard Kirk Hinrich returned from an extended stint on the injured list Monday night finding he is now able to touch the rim, once an out-of-reach fantasy.

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Gordon fulfills pledge to 'make it snow,' but Bulls fall to Bobcats anyway
Game recap from Tuesday, Dec. 16, 2008
Skilling says never before has a man's jumper brought snow
Bulls guard Ben Gordon made a pledge before Tuesday's game at Charlotte to "make it snow" on the Bobcats. Unfortunately, the Bulls melted like a snowman in July in a 110-101 OT loss.

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Bulls beat Knicks, Duhon defects back to Chicago
Tuesday, Dec. 9, 2008
Guard on New York: 'I ain't never going back there'
The Bulls beat New York 105-100 Tuesday, despite former Bulls guard Chris Duhon's 15 points, 14 assists and 9 rebounds for the Knicks. Following the game, the Bulls harbored Duhon as a defector of Knicks Nation.

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Miller gets revenge on Rose by beating Bulls, stabbing him in the chest
Game recap from Tuesday, Dec. 2, 2008
Literal interpretation of 76ers coach results in severe injury to Chicago's budding star
Just days after getting schooled by Bulls rookie Derrick Rose, Philadelphia guard Andre Miller got his revenge on Rose and the Bulls by leading the 76ers to a 103-95 road win on Tuesday, then stabbing Rose in the chest.

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Noah spurs last-second game-winner by cheering from bench
Game recap from Monday, Nov. 24, 2008
Buzzer beat nets second win on Circus Trip
Larry Hughes may get all the credit for hitting the game-winning shot at the buzzer in Monday's 101-100 win over Utah, but unsung hero Joakim Noah made it all possible with his exuberant cheering throughout the fourth quarter.

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